My Dear..............

MY DEAR WIFE

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you
with your 54-year-old body can no longer supply. However,I am very
happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after
reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the
fact I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary
at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back
home before midnight.

When her husband came home, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while
you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my
tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18 As a successful
teacher and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand
that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.